r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via whinychester)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via erdbeersommer)

apath-ie:

jetbag:

hey what do you call someone who has had sex with a lot of people

their name

Relevant

(via erdbeersommer)

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WiFi: connected
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